🔥 Week 1: The Kaleb Johnson Debacle

Score: Chubawumba (112.18) vs. Off in Church (82.92)

Analysis of Failure

You were projected to win this. The algorithm *believed* in you (109.23 to 108.06). But you found a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Let's break down this masterpiece of mismanagement:

• The Star of the Show: Kaleb Johnson (RB)
  • Projection: 7.98
  • Actual: -0.20

  You started a player who scored NEGATIVE POINTS. He actively *cost* you the game. You would have scored 0.20 more points by literally starting no one. An empty roster spot was a better strategic move.

• The Disappearing Act: Mike Evans (WR)
  • Projection: 14.03
  • Actual: 7.60

  Mike Evans clearly thought the game was on Tuesday. A pathetic performance from a WR1.

Verdict:

You lost this game on a single, catastrophic decision: trusting Kaleb Johnson. A truly historic failure.

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