Week 3: The Pillow Fight of the Century

Analysis of Failure

Let's not celebrate this. Your team scored 87.50 points on a 108.21 projection. You missed your own expectations by over 20 points. Your team was objectively terrible.

You only won because you were playing "Cheezus," who put up an apocalyptic 72.12 points. This wasn't a game; it was a pillow fight.

• Russell Wilson: A hilarious 5.10-point disaster.
• Ladd McConkey: A 6.10-point bust.
• The Saviors: David Montgomery (28.90) and Saquon Barkley (18.19) had to drag the rest of this decomposing roster across the finish line.

Verdict:

Your team was awful, but your opponent managed to be *even more* awful. This is the saddest win of the season.