Week 5: The Soul-Crushing Nail-Biter

Steely-eyed Rodgers! (125.10) vs. Off in Church (120.46)

Analysis of Failure

Oh, this one is just brutal. This is the most painful kind of loss.

Your team actually showed up! You crushed your 104.69 projection by 16 points. Javonte Williams and David Montgomery were monsters. And you *still* lost.

You lost by 4.64 points. Let's look at the man responsible:

If your tight end had scored just 7.35 points—not a great game, just a *competent* one—you would have won. Instead, Juwan Johnson gave you 17 yards and a loss.

Verdict:

A spectacular, soul-crushing defeat. You snatched failure from the jaws of a massive victory.

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